Born in the red, trampled dirt of the Australian bush doof. We bring you the little kit that keeps you breathing from the first bass drop to sunrise.

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Australian bush doof tested

The black Nostrildamus nasal spray bottle standing beside its box

The Elixir.

A 30 ml pump action saline nasal spray. Prefilled, screw top, factory sealed. 0.9% sterile saline. Keeps your nose clean, your head clear, and your business entirely your own.

Available on its own.

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What's in the nasal kit.

The Elixir, plus the nasal care your nose really needs: strips, saline, salve and wipes.

+ Every kit carries a free Nostrildamus sticker. For your cooler, your water bottle, your car.

Black Nostrildamus nasal strips stamped in gold beside their foil sachet
Extra sticky nasal stripsStay stuck through sweat, sunscreen and a very long night.
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The Nostrildamus window box holding four sealed single dose saline vials
Sealed saline vials, 5 mlSingle doses of the same saline as the 30 ml Elixir.
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Two copper Nostrildamus salve orbs, one open showing the white balm dome
Nose salve, nose and lipsUnscented. Will not melt in the tent.
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Three sealed Nostrildamus saline wipe sachets fanned on the page
Extra large saline wipesOne sealed wipe per pouch, for everything the festival leaves behind.
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As an added bonus, each kit has sealed prophecy cards and a prediction of a good time in every box. A kit that keeps on giving.

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The nose knows.

Curated kits

Browse by kit.

Each kit is built by real festival goers for a real moment: the pieces you actually need at that time, and none of the crap you don't.

The full Nostrildamus nasal kit laid out: kraft box, Elixir spray, sealed vials, the copper salve orb, strips and wipes

The Ritual.

The nasal kit: the Elixir, extra sticky strips, extra large wipes, the nose salve and four sealed vials, packed as one box for the long night.

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A cream Nostrildamus window tray holding vials, the black card pack, the Elixir and a wipe sachet, placeholder imagery for The Mending

The Mending.

The repair kit, sized like a sewing kit, for the small emergencies: band aids, a couple of wipes, the things nobody packs until they need them. Flat enough for a bumbag. Add it to your kit as a bundle.

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The Nostrildamus Elixir beside its box, placeholder imagery for The Afterlife

The Afterlife.

The week after, sent to your house. A sheet mask, electrolytes, vitamins, a very large wipe and a word from the Oracle. Buy one for you, gift another for half price.

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The Oracle has seen what you're going to do to yourself. So have we.

Festivals can be brutal on your body.

Look after yourself. Care for your body. Care for your breathing. Care for your friends. Care for the ground you dance on.

The first prophecy.

999 only. Never repeated. The first 999 names to claim one get free perks for life, first access to everything we ever release, and a token that proves you had a nose for it.

Your name goes in the ledger.

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The 2027 festival circuit.

Fifty-four festivals and counting, in one calendar, checked daily. Save the date, send it to a friend, and preorder here when preorders open for our kits.

At the moment, kits ship straight to your door ahead of festival dates, and we are working with festival shops on click and collect and more collection points. And there is a collab kit coming in 2027: a limited edition you will not want to miss. Names on the ledger hear first.

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Put your name on the ledger.

The Oracle speaks first to those who are already listening.

999 places. No more.

We will not spam you. Expect the first word when kits are ready, and a few freebies along the way.

No payment is taken. Leave the ledger any time.

Questions, answered.

What is in the Elixir?

Sterile 0.9% saline: pharmaceutical-grade salt and water at the same concentration as your own body. Nothing medicated. Salt and water is the oldest spell there is.

What does bush doof tested actually mean?

A bush doof is an Australian outdoor dance festival held on red dirt, often for days at a time. Testing there means real dust, real heat and no resupply. It is why the saline comes sealed in single doses, why the strips are extra sticky, and why the salve will not melt in a tent.

Is it drug free?

Completely. The Elixir is saline, not medication: no decongestants, no steroids, nothing that appears on a banned list. It is nose care, not nose medicine.

When can I buy it?

The first American season is 2027. Preorders open closer to each festival's gates. Names on the ledger hear first, and the first 999 boxes are the numbered edition.

Who tested it, why a pump not an aerosol, where it is made, and everything else: every question, answered →