The Elixir.
A 30 ml pump action saline nasal spray. Prefilled, screw top, factory sealed. 0.9% sterile saline. Keeps your nose clean, your head clear, and your business entirely your own.
Available on its own. Or upgraded to a kit.
What's in the nasal kit.
The Elixir, plus the nasal care your nose really needs: strips, saline, salve and wipes.
And every kit carries the free Nostrildamus sticker: for your cooler, your water bottle, your car. As an added bonus, each kit has sealed prophecy cards and a prediction of a good time in every box. A kit that keeps on giving.
In every box.
A sticker of the Oracle for your water bottle or cooler. And prophecy cards, sealed in foil. What will yours say?
Traded between hands, the cards give up a secret. The prophecies continue on TikTok.
The first prophecy.
999 only. Never repeated. The first 999 names to claim one get free perks for life, first access to everything we ever release, and a token that proves you had a nose for it. Get in early. That is the whole trick.
Your name goes in the ledger.
Don't watch this from the bleachers.
Tried and tested in Australian dirt. 2027 is our first American season, and the first names on the list are the trailblazers. We already know exactly what you will need out there.